Turn your company into a cliché-packed 60-second explainer script and AI storyboard. Part corporate jargon generator, part buzzword generator, 100% Certified Slop™. Free, no sign-up.
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Gisteo makes cinematic AI videos that stand out instead of blending in. No stock actor, no lightbulb, no guitar solo. Just a story your buyers remember, usually in 1–2 weeks.
See AI Video Production Services →Gisteo has made 3,000+ explainer videos since 2011. Our cinematic AI videos skip the clichés and tell a story buyers remember.
The most overused explainer video clichés are the “Meet Dave” opener, the “What if there was a better way?” question, a cartoon problem villain, the lightbulb moment, floating app icons, a globe with connecting dots, fake statistics, stacked buzzwords, everyone giving a thumbs-up, and a generic “Book a demo” ending. Slopboard counts every one of them.
| Cliché | What it looks like | Why it hurts |
|---|---|---|
| The “Meet Dave” opener | A cartoon everyman waves at the camera | Your buyer isn’t Dave. Open on their problem instead. |
| “What if there was a better way?” | The rhetorical question before the logo | Everyone asks it, so nobody hears it. |
| The problem villain | A purple monster labeled CHAOS | Cute, but it makes a real pain feel like a cartoon. |
| The lightbulb moment | A bulb switches on over a head | Shows an idea instead of showing your product. |
| Floating app icons | Icons orbit a laptop | Says “software” without saying what yours does. |
| The globe with connecting dots | Dots and arcs light up a planet | Implies scale nobody asked about. |
| Fake statistics | “Save 437% of your time” | Vague numbers erode trust. Use one real result. |
| Buzzword stacks | Seamless, end-to-end, AI-powered synergy | Buzzwords sound like every competitor. |
| Everyone thumbs-up | The whole team grins at the camera | An ending with no reason to act. |
| The “Book a demo” sign-off | Logo, URL, generic call to action | Fine, but only after you’ve earned it. |
Five stops. Every stop changes the script, the storyboard and your Slop Score.
Slopboard is a free corporate jargon and AI slop generator from Gisteo. Type your company name, what it does and who it’s for, and AI writes a deliberately generic, buzzword-stuffed 60-second explainer video script and draws a cheesy 6-panel AI storyboard, complete with a cliché scorecard and a Slop Score. The sloppiest results are Certified Slop™.
Yes. It’s free with no sign-up. Each visitor gets three AI-made explainers a day: one, plus two re-rolls at a different Cringe Level. If our AI writers hit their daily limit, you get the hand-drawn version instead.
A five-stop slider from Mildly Corporate to Full Bro Mode. Every stop adds more buzzwords, more clichés and more visual excess to both the script and the storyboard, and raises the Slop Score.
Yes. Every script is stuffed with corporate jargon, and the higher the Cringe Level, the more buzzwords you get: “synergy”, “frictionless”, “AI-powered, cloud-native, end-to-end”. Hit Copy script to take them with you. Just maybe don’t use them in a real meeting.
The “Meet Dave” opener, “What if there was a better way?”, a cartoon problem villain, the lightbulb moment, floating app icons, a globe with connecting dots, fake statistics, stacked buzzwords, everyone giving a thumbs-up and a generic “Book a demo” ending.
Most follow the same script formula, use the same templates and stock assets, and play it safe with buzzwords. The result is a video that could belong to any company in the category.
Open on your buyer’s real problem, say one thing, show the product working, use one real proof point, cut the buzzwords and give the video a look of its own. Keep it to 60–90 seconds with one clear next step.
Yes. Share on LinkedIn or Share on X posts a link to your own result page, and your storyboard shows up as the post’s preview image. A ready-made caption is copied for you too. On a phone, Share image… sends the picture straight to the LinkedIn or X app.
Dave is the stock-photo hero of every explainer video ever made. He has a problem, meets a product and gives a thumbs-up. In Slopboard he makes a cameo at Cringe Level 3, because there’s always a Dave.
Yes. Gisteo has made 3,000+ explainer videos since 2011. Cinematic AI videos start at $3,500 for 60–90 seconds, and custom animated explainers start at $3,500. See AI video production services.
